ATTENTION ALL WASHINGTONIANS: Starting today, I’ll share my smile with all I see, as usual. The difference–not returning my smile will result in me calling you out. By what means I’m not at liberty to say. And since you won’t know when you pass me, it would behoove you to smile at all you see. Catch my drift?
Mwahahahahaha! (I’m laughing at my evil–but not–genius here.)