Guess who just emailed me about what a nice time he had Saturday, offered publishing tips, thanked me for recommending The Dog Stars by Peter Heller as he’s found it as impressive as I did, and hoped to see me again? Has he no concept of the stupid rules of dating, i.e., if you haven’t heard from him within two days, no second date?
Of course not, because he’s obviously not one of the seven men in the world who pick up and read dating books. He’s too busy reading a good book. Hell’s bells.