“THE VODKA MARTINI SONG”

10407326_10154386544025043_2231172912385034126_n

“The Vodka Martini Song” (Lyrics by a punch drunk 43YOV)

If you like vodka martinis

and taking naps when it rains

if you’d try couples yoga

if you’ve heard of Mark Twain

if you can stay hard without medicine

and are at most 48 (seriously; this is non-negotiable)

then you’re the guy that I’ve looked for

’cause like me you run late.

Lack of communication is unhealthy.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s