Sigh. The reasons I have less chance of remarrying? 1. I don’t want to remarry. 2. There are 20 million more single women than men in the US; 3. Only 20% of vegans are men. Since men determine the sex of a child, men check their Tinder accounts during dates, and men are scared that becoming a vegan will make them menstruate, I’d say omnivorous straight men are to blame for future hypothetical increases in abortions.